Speaking to the press on Tuesday morning, Minister of home affairs Mr Malusi Gigaba revealed that the department of home affairs has decided to adopt a new law; which states that “All South African men must be circumcised, men with foreskins will be deported to our neighboring country, Zimbabwe. ”
“After fours weeks behind closed doors, we have finally come to a conclusion. South Africa can no longer tolerate men with foreskins. The department will no longer only use ID’s to identify it’s official citizens, we need a backing method. We have therefore decided to use circumcision as a backing method. From next year onwards, a man must have an ID book and be circumcised, else he will be deported. We have spoken to President Mugabe about this, he is willing to take them in as slaves.” revealed Minister Gigaba.
Minister Gigaba encouraged all South African men to get their act straight, get circumcised and get their papers in order if they want to continue being citizens of Mzansi.
“We are doing this to encourage men to get circumcised.” he said.