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It seems that the fashion world has launched a full-on assault against the humble jean. Gone are the days of plain denim covering your entire leg and arse.
The latest bizarre design comes from Pretty Little Thing, who is selling jeans that specifically rip on your bum cheeks.
They’re your typical pair of black jeans in the front but from the back, it looks like your bum has pulled the trousers apart.
Pretty Little Thing’s website says that the £25 jeans allow you to ‘flaunt some skin’, with a ‘flattering high-waisted fit and distressed bum detail’.
‘Featuring a black denim fabric with a flattering high waisted fit and distressed bum detail and a zip leg, style with your everyday pieces or dress them up for hitting the town with your besties.’
Unsurprisingly, people have questions:
Have they gone mad????? pic.twitter.com/QxxjeNuLJu
— bri (@Xhakaed) May 12, 2018
‘Those jeans are a HAZARD. WHO APPROVED THEM???’ Bri continues.
I’d feel like that would rip every single time u sit down and get up
— Abz ‘❄️ (@aybeezee23) May 12, 2018
Seriously though, they do look impossible to sit down in. And even if you did manage to sit down and get up without them splitting further, your bum cheeks would definitely stick to any seating if you were at all hot or clammy.
If you want to show off your under-bum, why not just get a pair of Daisy Dukes?